Futwat 

(pronouced foo-twat) A fucking twat. A term that refers to someone who has pissed you off beyond all imaginable reason. When Fucking Twat just can't make it out of your mouth...Futwat just seems to roll off your tongue.

That bitch at work is nothing more than a Futwat!

Futwat by J & D October 7, 2006

fūtwa 

An insult formed from the combination of two words, fucking twat. Meant to imply a lack of fortitude in a man or unbearable, stubborn behavior in a woman. Highly disparaging especially to women.

Man to man example: What do you mean you won't lend me your car for my date? What are you a fūtwa?

Woman to woman example:

Keep your filthy hands off my man you skanky fūtwa!

fūtwa by Atwq October 21, 2015

fatwat 

(pronounced FAH-twaht) -noun a woman of Western extraction who converts to the Islamic faith as an attention-seeking or rebellious gesture. The act may coincide with a romantic involvement with a foreign-born (Muslim) man, also chosen for shock value. -verb the act of converting to Islam as an attention-seeking, or rebellious gesture

"So I'm in line at the Halal pickin' up some lamb and injera, and there in the middle of the crowd I see this blonde, blue-eyed chick in a hijab--totally on Fatwat."

fatwat by eostrope February 20, 2010

fatwatch 

When a girl is about 15-20 lbs overweight and it's starting to be noticeable.

Lauren has gained a little weight recently. I would still hit it, but she's on fatwatch.

fatwatch by Giorgio Moroder December 14, 2008

fubwat 

Acronym: Fat Ugly Bloke With A Tash

Describes the typical 40 year old british man.

Man 1: Do you know what we are?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Fubwats!

fubwat by qwertypie April 27, 2009

Futwahn 

What you say when you don't know how to say futon.

Pull out the futwahn.

Futwahn by TacoKing34 December 8, 2018

Futatsu% 

This is when a photograph is captured from behind and near enough to 2% of the subject is captured from behind and covered by another matter(smoke) or object(car) so in Japanese futatsu% is equivalent to 2% in English..

ie.. When a car is drifting and a photographer captures only a small amount of the car and the rest of the car is covered in smoke.. Futatsu%

Futatsu% by Lazzawaza May 11, 2019