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Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

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When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

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