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eyeometer 

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....
I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer
eyeometer by NICK B October 8, 2004
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eyecrometer

A fictional tool employed when measuring something to within a degree of "close enough" by eye.
This isn't the space shuttle- my eyecrometer will be accurate enough to get it done.
also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.
coach, " ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters."
rowers, "FML"
Ergometer by a rower May 17, 2009

Epometer 

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail
" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"
Epometer by oohshinyninja January 12, 2010
rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training
Coach: Alright guys lets get on the ergometers!
Crew: .........Damn
ergometer by IrishGodBrody February 9, 2008

eyeopener 

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.
I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.
eyeopener by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

eyeopener special 

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?
eyeopener special by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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