eyeometer

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

by NICK B October 8, 2004

eyecrometer

A fictional tool employed when measuring something to within a degree of "close enough" by eye.

This isn't the space shuttle- my eyecrometer will be accurate enough to get it done.

by thejunkwhisperer June 6, 2010

Ergometer

also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.

coach, " ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters."
rowers, "FML"

by a rower May 17, 2009

Epometer

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail

" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"

by oohshinyninja January 12, 2010

ergometer

rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training

Coach: Alright guys lets get on the ergometers!
Crew: .........Damn

by IrishGodBrody February 9, 2008

eyeopener

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.

I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.

by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008