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eye-brower 

A person who is so Hot, attractive, and sexually desirable they make you raise an eybrow; either out of jealousy, frustration because they're out of your league, or because you are enjoying the sight.
I- Darnell got so much swagger, he's so fine...what a little eye-brower.

II- I wish Tanisha would know I exist, but she's such an eye-brower that she's untouchable.

III- Ugh, would you just look at Julie. She thinks she's such an eye-brower but the only reason the guys follow her like lost-puppies is because she's so loose.
eye-brower by SwaggerLikeMe May 13, 2009
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No eyebrowed bitches 

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.
Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

Eyebrower 

Origin of this term comes from a girl who cannot get her eyebrows right, and goes back and forth trying until both eyebrows are too thin or gone altogether.

Term also applies to other types of girl stuff, like haircuts, makeup, and even things she is doing outside her own stuff.
Rosey: Hold still, I can't get your neck right if you keep moving!
Jer: I have been holding still for an hour woman! Stop eyebrowing with the clippers and fix my damn hair!
Rosey: I'm not an eyebrower! You just won't hold still!!
Eyebrower by Polymathous January 11, 2012

eyebrowed 

eyebrowed by KaiT September 6, 2003

eyebrowser

Noun, A person who judges the color of anothers pubic hair based upon the color of their eye brows.
John's such an eyebrowser! But he claims to be correct unless they've bleached them.
eyebrowser by goonamerica August 28, 2009

eyebrowed 

To make someone angry. Or to be angry.
You got Jeff eyebrowed, eating the last jolly rancher.

Bitch wouldnt even jack me off, damn, I'm eyebrowed!
eyebrowed by Mike Bartelle November 15, 2006

etebrower 

When your eyebrows are bleached by the sun. Été (summer) brow (eyebrow) er.
“Hey Marcos, why are your eyebrows whiter than my grandpa’s cum?”

“I went to the lake and I got an etebrower!”
etebrower by ssprout October 23, 2022