eyebrowser

Noun, A person who judges the color of anothers pubic hair based upon the color of their eye brows.

John's such an eyebrowser! But he claims to be correct unless they've bleached them.

eyebrowser by goonamerica August 28, 2009

Shawn Eyebrows

Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.

Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"

Shawn Eyebrows by Sbdbenjwgjfg November 10, 2014

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

Eyebrows of Freedom 

Eyebrows of Freedom - Eyebrows so big they could fly off someone's face to freedom.

Example: Erwin Smith's eyebrows (Attack on titan)

"Let's go scouting legion, may the eyebrows of freedom be with you!"

"I thought it was the wings of freedom."

"Shut up Eren, you brat. If Erwin says eyebrows, it's eyebrows."
"Sorry lance corporal Levi."

Eyebrows of Freedom by lizbird101 October 5, 2016

Sharpie Eyebrows

The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.

OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?

Yea man shes hideous!

Sharpie Eyebrows by HandyAndy July 10, 2007

No eyebrowed bitches 

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.

Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

No eyebrowed bitches by StallionDuck May 4, 2011