eyebrowser

Noun, A person who judges the color of anothers pubic hair based upon the color of their eye brows.
John's such an eyebrowser! But he claims to be correct unless they've bleached them.
by goonamerica August 28, 2009
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eyebrowsing

Verb. meaning the act of looking at another's eye brows to determine the color of their pubic hair.
John's been eyebrowsing all the girls at work.
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piffle sniffer

a person who sniffs girls bicycle seats
Cyril get away from that bike you piffle sniffer
by goonamerica July 23, 2009
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