etebrower

When your eyebrows are bleached by the sun. Été (summer) brow (eyebrow) er.

“Hey Marcos, why are your eyebrows whiter than my grandpa’s cum?”

“I went to the lake and I got an etebrower!”

by ssprout October 23, 2022

No eyebrowed bitches

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.

Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

by StallionDuck May 4, 2011

Eyebrower

Origin of this term comes from a girl who cannot get her eyebrows right, and goes back and forth trying until both eyebrows are too thin or gone altogether.

Term also applies to other types of girl stuff, like haircuts, makeup, and even things she is doing outside her own stuff.

Rosey: Hold still, I can't get your neck right if you keep moving!
Jer: I have been holding still for an hour woman! Stop eyebrowing with the clippers and fix my damn hair!
Rosey: I'm not an eyebrower! You just won't hold still!!

by Polymathous January 11, 2012

eyebrowed

intellectual

by KaiT September 6, 2003

eyebrowser

Noun, A person who judges the color of anothers pubic hair based upon the color of their eye brows.

John's such an eyebrowser! But he claims to be correct unless they've bleached them.

by goonamerica August 28, 2009

eyebrowed

To make someone angry. Or to be angry.

You got Jeff eyebrowed, eating the last jolly rancher.

Bitch wouldnt even jack me off, damn, I'm eyebrowed!

by Mike Bartelle November 15, 2006