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purple crusty eye 

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)
argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

eye crust 

Boogers in or around your eye in the morning.
Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it!
eye crust by zosow25 February 28, 2009

Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow
“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.
'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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