Definitions by MasterOfTheDumpyFart

Cock 

Cock haha

Cock haha

Cock by MasterOfTheDumpyFart May 23, 2021

Schlagg 

A Schlagg is a type of JSchlatt variation.

"Oh not another Schlagg Meme."

Schlagg by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Astrology Girl 

An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.

"What's your star sign?"

"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)

Astrology Girl by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

Eye Crusties by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Poob 

Poob is a substance made from (but not limited to); Fecal Matter (shit), Toenail dust, Semen (cum), Piss, Shit, Puss, Snot, Earwax, Eye Crusties, and Water.

(not to be mixed up with the 1985 Ewoks TV show character Ploob)

Wow! I just ate so much Poob!
You know what that's made of right?
HUH?!

Poob by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

Smart by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Niggardly 

Another way of saying "Stingy"

Ughhh Tom still hasn't paid me! he's so Niggardly!

Niggardly by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020