MasterOfTheDumpyFart's definitions

Cock

Cock haha

Cock haha

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart May 23, 2021

Schlagg

A Schlagg is a type of JSchlatt variation.

"Oh not another Schlagg Meme."

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Astrology Girl

An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.

"What's your star sign?"

"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Poob

Poob is a substance made from (but not limited to); Fecal Matter (shit), Toenail dust, Semen (cum), Piss, Shit, Puss, Snot, Earwax, Eye Crusties, and Water.

(not to be mixed up with the 1985 Ewoks TV show character Ploob)

Wow! I just ate so much Poob!
You know what that's made of right?
HUH?!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.

ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020

Niggardly

Another way of saying "Stingy"

Ughhh Tom still hasn't paid me! he's so Niggardly!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020