eye's wide shut

Getting so drunk or high your not even aware of whats going on but you see it happening you wont rember when you wake up tho
kinda like drinking yourself into a zombie

alex was walking around at the party with his eye's wide shut last night i bet he dont rember anything he did

by Lane-E July 22, 2011

eye's like a chinese

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high

sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

by Dmac73 December 27, 2007

Stabby Eye's

The guy from the ceilidh

uh there is no example stabby eye's is just creepy

by :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D December 11, 2011

pig's eye

A horribly nasty beer. The name of the beer stems from the first name of St. Paul,MN. St. Paul was originally called Pig's Eye, named after a trader and tavern owner named Pig's Eye Parrant. Later changed by catholic immigrants who thought St. Paul was a more appealing name to new citizens.

"Hey Jim pass me another Pig's Eye." Tom remarked.
"Fuck you Tom!" Exclamed Jim.

by drabe November 23, 2007

hustler's eye

1. An eye for people trying to mislead you.

2. Sees things for what they really are.

3. Never letting your emotions dictate your actions.

4.Looks at situations and makes decisions based not on rhyme, but on reason.

After watching him closely with her hustler's eye, Julie knew that Elliott was a fake ass person.

by charlesjulie January 1, 2009