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semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Extortionist 

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.
Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.
Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Extortion 

A crime in which something is obtained by use of threats or intimidation etc.
Michael Jackson was the victim of EXTORTION attempts by two greedy people itching to get their hands on his money.
Extortion by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

exprosion 

Simple, how an Asian says explosion.
Asian Man : herro did you here de exprosion?
American : Exprosion?
exprosion by That dood named Dave August 10, 2014

Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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