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exportise 

Knowledge of how to easily/profitably ship salable cargo to another country.
Subaru executives had da exportise to finagle their way around da infamous "chicken tax" when selling their foreign-made "Brat" models to da US; they simply mounted bucket seats in da beds of their small pickup trucks, and thus they could market them as tariff-free passenger vehicles, rather than light trucks. If da vehicles' owners subsequently converted them into standard pickup trucks by simply removing said seats, dat wasn't Subaru's problem.
exportise by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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This totally fucked-up game that will give you nightmares.
Billy: Eh, Bob, I played Exmortis on AddictingGames last night.
Bob: Yeah, how'd that go?
Billy: I don't think I'll be sleeping right for a while.
Exmortis by Music1Geek February 17, 2008
A series of online point-and-click horror games by web designer Ben Leffler. So far there are only two but a third is in production.
I just played BOTH Exmortis games in a row! That's me with no more sleep for a few nights...
exmortis by Ghizza Gazza March 28, 2008

Expertising 

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.
Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
Expertising by Stoolie May 22, 2014

Exportionist 

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.
Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...
Exportionist by Wonkabar July 22, 2009

Expertese 

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.
"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."
Expertese by qpkarl January 3, 2019

Expoised 

Like being exposed but far more embarrassing
Did you see Darius? He’s giving out free tickets that weren’t his”
“Yeah lets tell everyone and expoise him”

“Hahaha yeah #expoised”
Expoised by The expoiser November 15, 2019