WIMBY

Welcome In My Back Yard. The opposite of NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard.

"There's a new police station coming to my street? Yeah, I'm totally WIMBY with that."

by qpkarl April 16, 2019

Snarknado

A whirling storm of snide remarks in response to a particularly controversial or inflammatory statement. Commonly seen on social media.
A wordplay on the term Sharknado.

"Jeez, all I said was I like Justin Bieber. I didn't expect it would unleash such a snarknado."

by qpkarl December 10, 2019

Expertese

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.

"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."

by qpkarl January 03, 2019

Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

by qpkarl September 23, 2020

Pollenemesis

A specific flowering plant whose pollen causes severe hay fever in an individual. Its flowering season is dreaded by that individual every Spring.

"It's only March and I want to claw my eyes out. My pollenemesis must be in bloom."

by qpkarl April 18, 2019

Renauguration

A formal ceremony to mark the beginning of a major political leader's second or more term of office.

"I'm so glad the president was re-elected. I can't wait to hear his renauguration speech."

by qpkarl January 21, 2013

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 04, 2020