qpkarl's definitions

Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

by qpkarl September 23, 2020

Thermocracy

A living or working environment where one person exercises complete control of the thermostat.

"Sure, go ahead and adjust the temperature however you like it. This is not a thermocracy."

by qpkarl September 14, 2016

Renauguration

A formal ceremony to mark the beginning of a major political leader's second or more term of office.

"I'm so glad the president was re-elected. I can't wait to hear his renauguration speech."

by qpkarl January 21, 2013

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

A Round In The Chamber

A portion one's feces ready, eager, and straining for its release, especially when a restroom is not available.

"Man, I gotta find a toilet. I've got a round in the chamber already."

by qpkarl January 28, 2023

Pollenemesis

A specific flowering plant whose pollen causes severe hay fever in an individual. Its flowering season is dreaded by that individual every Spring.

"It's only March and I want to claw my eyes out. My pollenemesis must be in bloom."

by qpkarl April 18, 2019

Snarknado

A whirling storm of snide remarks in response to a particularly controversial or inflammatory statement. Commonly seen on social media.
A wordplay on the term Sharknado.

"Jeez, all I said was I like Justin Bieber. I didn't expect it would unleash such a snarknado."

by qpkarl December 10, 2019