qpkarl's definitions

Thermocracy

A living or working environment where one person exercises complete control of the thermostat.

"Sure, go ahead and adjust the temperature however you like it. This is not a thermocracy."

by qpkarl September 14, 2016

A Round In The Chamber

A portion one's feces ready, eager, and straining for its release, especially when a restroom is not available.

"Man, I gotta find a toilet. I've got a round in the chamber already."

by qpkarl January 28, 2023

Renauguration

A formal ceremony to mark the beginning of a major political leader's second or more term of office.

"I'm so glad the president was re-elected. I can't wait to hear his renauguration speech."

by qpkarl January 21, 2013

Expertese

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.

"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."

by qpkarl January 3, 2019

WIMBY

Welcome In My Back Yard. The opposite of NIMBY — Not In My Back Yard.

"There's a new police station coming to my street? Yeah, I'm totally WIMBY with that."

by qpkarl April 16, 2019

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

by qpkarl September 23, 2020