Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

by Wonkabar July 22, 2009

Extortionist

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.

Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.

by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

escortionist

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

by kimbitz August 21, 2018

Extortionist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for Dolt 45.

An expert in the finely honed criminal art of shooting himself in the foot, the Extortionist in Chief appears to have stepped into what may be the deepest self-made shitpile of his gilded life.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.

In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

expositionist

One who heeds the call of the wild, succumbing to the compulsion to be outdoors, in the thrall of natural beauty, exposed to sometimes extreme elements.

Your expositionist is the guy with a $800 tent and a $500 car. Easy to spot in a crowd by their unusual tan lines and behavior that includes shifting from foot-to-foot and other uncomfortable fidgeting whenever indoors.

by ZorbaDaGeek June 17, 2009

Extortionist Whale

A fat bitch that extorts money from rich men for sex and blow jobs.

I met an Extortionist Whale at the bar last night. I told her to fuck off.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013