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exponential growth 

The best boner you can get from a chick.
Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.

Exponential Chili 

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
Exponential Chili by A-Haron January 8, 2010

Exponential Fraction

Something that is very bad and should never be spoken of.
Person 1: Your such an exponential fraction!
Person 2: Did you just call me that! THATS SO BAD AND SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN OF!
Person 1: yeah, I just called you that.
Person 2: ( sits in corner and cries)
Exponential Fraction by mathwizard November 19, 2015

exponential entendre 

An exponential entendre is similar to a double entendre, but the dual meanings or interpretations of the word are both obvious (unlike a double entendre, where one meaning is more subtle)
Joe: "I heard you are pregnant?"
Jane: "Yes, how did you know? I'm already 2 months pregnant!"
Joe: "I guess it's too late to pull out!"
Ruth: "That's an exponential entendre!"
exponential entendre by nlarcher February 13, 2013

Exponential Spread 

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.
Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.
Exponential Spread by YAWA March 5, 2020

EXPONENTIAL FAIL 

Noun

1. A FAIL several orders of magnitude greater than an Epic Fail. Reserved for only the most mind-bogglingly stupid acts a human is capable of. Raises (or lowers) the bar for FAIL, setting a new standard.

A person who commits an Exponential Fail, unless the Hand of God is involved somehow, likely does not survive the act, and they will serve as an example of what NOT to do for countless generations to come, worldwide.

Background: This term was coined when the act of 'Flashblooding' was discovered. 'Flashblooding' is practiced in African countries, usually slums near major cities.

It involves a drug addict injecting him/her-self with the blood of another addict who just got high in an effort to stave off the effects of withdrawals or in an effort to 'share the high', thereby voluntarily opening themselves up to a wide range of uncurable, deadly diseases.
Example:

Mbobo: Can I gits a hit off o' yo crack pipe?
Jenkem: No. I only gots enuf fo me.
Mbobo: Can I's habs summa yo blood so I can git high too?
Jenkem: No. I gots da AIDS and da Hepatitis.
Mbobo: Dats okay. I ain't been high in 3 days... I needs me sumtin.
Jenkem: No, dammit! (passes out)
Mbobo takes blood anyway and injects himself, knowing he has committed himself to a long, slow, painful, lingering death, setting both a new standard for stupidity and inadvertantly launching the phrase: EXPONENTIAL FAIL.
EXPONENTIAL FAIL by Ariovistus July 14, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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