exhaustive diarrhea 

literally shitting yourself to death.

- She was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. Ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet.

- "Dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever."

exhaustive diarrhea by Spoff03 August 18, 2011

Fallacy of Exhaustive Induction

The mistaken belief that only exhaustive induction—examining every possible case—can establish truth. This fallacy rejects all probabilistic, statistical, or sampling-based reasoning as insufficient, demanding certainty that is rarely available and never necessary. It's the logic of "you can't prove all swans are white until you've seen every swan," ignoring that science doesn't prove in that sense. The fallacy of exhaustive induction is the mirror image of the fallacy of impossible induction: both set impossible standards, one by rejecting induction entirely, the other by demanding a form of induction that's rarely possible. Together, they form a pincer movement against any empirical claim.

Fallacy of Exhaustive Induction Example: "He demanded exhaustive proof that climate change was real: 'Have you measured every temperature reading everywhere on Earth for the last hundred years?' No, because that's impossible. But you don't need exhaustive proof; you need representative proof. He demanded the impossible and therefore rejected the possible. The fallacy had done its work: blocking belief with an unmeetable standard."

Fallacy of Exhaustive Induction by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

Fallacy of Exhaustive Logic

The mistaken belief that only exhaustive logical analysis—examining every possible inference, anticipating every objection, proving every step—can establish truth. This fallacy rejects any reasoning that falls short of logical perfection, demanding standards that are impossible to meet and therefore never satisfied. The Fallacy of Exhaustive Logic is beloved of those who want to dismiss arguments without engaging them, who can always find one more logical step that hasn't been explicitly justified. It's the logic of "you haven't considered every possibility, so your conclusion is premature"—a standard that, if applied consistently, would halt all reasoning forever.

Example: "She presented a well-reasoned argument for her proposal. He responded with the Fallacy of Exhaustive Logic: 'But you haven't considered every possible objection. What about X? What about Y? What about Z?' Each was addressed, and he found another. Exhaustive logic was impossible; therefore, her argument was never good enough. The fallacy had done its work: preventing decision through infinite demand."

Fallacy of Exhaustive Logic by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026

Fallacy of Exhaustive Rationality

The mistaken belief that only perfectly rational beings—free from emotion, bias, and human limitation—can make valid judgments. This fallacy rejects all human reasoning as insufficiently rational, demanding standards that no human can meet. The Fallacy of Exhaustive Rationality is beloved of those who want to dismiss perspectives they dislike—women are too emotional, minorities are too biased, the poor are too desperate—while exempting themselves from similar scrutiny. It's the logic of "you're not being rational, so your view doesn't count," applied selectively to silence opponents while ignoring one's own irrationality. The cure is recognizing that rationality is not a binary state but a spectrum, and that all humans—including the accuser—operate with bias, emotion, and limitation.

Example: "He dismissed her concerns about workplace discrimination as 'emotional, not rational.' The Fallacy of Exhaustive Rationality had been deployed: her experience was invalid because it wasn't delivered with perfect objectivity. Never mind that his own views were shaped by unexamined bias; exhaustive rationality was demanded of her, not him. The double standard was the point."

Fallacy of Exhaustive Rationality by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026

Fallacy of Exhaustive Conviction

The fallacy of demanding that one's opponent be absolutely, exhaustively convinced before any action can be taken or any conclusion reached. "You're not 100% certain, so you can't act." The fallacy sets an impossible standard—complete conviction, total certainty, no doubt whatsoever—and uses it to block any decision, any action, any conclusion. It's the logic of the certainty trap applied to conviction: since nothing can be known with absolute certainty, nothing can be done. The Fallacy of Exhaustive Conviction is beloved of those who want to maintain the status quo, who can always find a reason to wait, to study further, to demand more certainty.

Fallacy of Exhaustive Conviction Example: "She was 95% sure the policy would help, but he demanded exhaustive conviction: 'You can't be absolutely certain, so we can't act.' The 5% doubt was enough to block the 95% certainty. The Fallacy of Exhaustive Conviction had done its work: making action impossible by demanding impossible certainty."

Fallacy of Exhaustive Conviction by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Exhaustipated 

To be so tired that you no longer give a shit any more.

"Dude, I am too exhaustipated to collect my welfare cheque today. Can you do it for me?"

Exhaustipated by Sean H Murphy June 8, 2005

Elon Exhaustion

A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.

John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?

Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.

Elon Exhaustion by Rodney Simpson June 15, 2019