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exhaustigen 

Sleeping next to a woolly mammoth and you breath their exhalation! Amazingly sexy time that takes your breath away and your unable to sleep!
Jeremy quit being a woolly mammoth! Your exhaustigen is keeping me awake.

The other day at work I let out a bunch of exhaustigen from my ass and suffocated my co-workers. Hell yeah Jeremy! That's how you take care of the pot heads! Burned them to hell with your exhaustigen!
exhaustigen by Barred Owl November 13, 2012
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Elon Exhaustion

A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.
John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?

Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.

Academic exhaustion

The point at which a student becomes incapable of studying any more and accepts their own failure at the specific subject
Maddie-Wowww. I just studied for like 6 hours last night and I stillll don't know what Newton's laws mean! I'm done with physics, I quit!

Anthony-Aw, I think your suffering from academic exhaustion!
Academic exhaustion by Machi25 December 12, 2009

exhaustile 

exhaustile (noun) someone with absolutly no energy or enthusiasum.
Alvin was such an exhaustile, he took the elevator down one floor.
exhaustile by sandspit July 31, 2007

Privilege Exhaustion 

The feeling of guilt for having so much when you know others have so little and it wears you out and causes anxiety.
I just bought a new Tesla and on the radio it was talking about underprivileged children. I felt bad about spending so much money on a car when children were starving it caused privilege exhaustion
Privilege Exhaustion by CoachzinBC September 24, 2021

Exam Exhaustion 

Exam Exhaustion (a.k.a EE) is the sudden feel of drowsiness one feels after completing an extensive assessment. Effects vary depending on the victim and may last for several hours.
Dude I just finished writing that biology exam and I feel like I'm going into hibernation, I think I got a case of exam exhaustion.

Yeah man, happens every time.

Evidence Exhaustion 

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.
So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
Evidence Exhaustion by YAWA October 10, 2019