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Ex-lax

noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.
Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
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ex-lax

A laxative. Commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. Over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. Can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).
God he should be bleeding outta his ass because of all the ex-lax you gave him.
by buck March 16, 2003
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Ex-LAX

The security protocol no longer used at LAX airport for cavity searches, now replaced by body scans.
The last time I left LAX I got the full monty, personal body/cavity search. It was great. Sadly, that's passé, replaced now by body scans. They said the old security was too lax. No more personalized cavity searches, they're all Ex-LAX now.
by Tymlee November 22, 2010
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smooth move exlax

"Smooth move" is a sarcastic comment in response to a stupid or crass action and "exlax" is a pejorative reference to the perpetrator of such action. The whole term comes, of course, from the fact that Exlax enables smooth bowel movements.

The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.
To a friend not watching were she is walking and who runs into a sign post: "Smooth move exlax"

OR

To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"
by Wrinkle Wrangler September 16, 2005
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nice one exlax

a prase that stupid children in the ages of 7 to 11 say when they have first heard "smooth move exlax"
*guy walks into a pole*
little kid: nice one exlax
by BJL September 17, 2007
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Exlaxtasy

A combination of both Exlax and Ecstacy in one small convient pill form. Time released so you can feel both peak at the same time.
Wow man!! My Exlaxtasy just kicked in!! That hot chick over there. See her? I don't know if I want to fuck her or shit my pants!!! Maybe I'll do both at once?????
by Tommy R September 22, 2006
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Exlaxorcism

the need of a laxative to expel what is causing the foulest of smells from the one farting.
O My God! That fart was pure evil! You need an Exlaxorcism!
by Mariclaude September 22, 2013
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