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noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.
Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!
Ex-lax by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
Words you can keep
A laxative. Commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. Over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. Can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).
God he should be bleeding outta his ass because of all the ex-lax you gave him.
ex-lax by buck March 16, 2003
The security protocol no longer used at LAX airport for cavity searches, now replaced by body scans.
The last time I left LAX I got the full monty, personal body/cavity search. It was great. Sadly, that's passé, replaced now by body scans. They said the old security was too lax. No more personalized cavity searches, they're all Ex-LAX now.
Ex-LAX by Tymlee November 22, 2010

smooth move exlax

"Smooth move" is a sarcastic comment in response to a stupid or crass action and "exlax" is a pejorative reference to the perpetrator of such action. The whole term comes, of course, from the fact that Exlax enables smooth bowel movements.

The insulting capability of "smooth move exlax" runs the gamut from a mild put down (as to an friend who just said or did something reasonably stupid) to a scathing remark on the inane actions of a worthy idiot.
To a friend not watching were she is walking and who runs into a sign post: "Smooth move exlax"

OR

To a submoron who realizes he was about to miss his freeway exit and proceeds to cut across three lanes of oncoming traffic, causing angry motorists to brake and nearly crash: "SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX!"
smooth move exlax by Wrinkle Wrangler September 16, 2005

nice one exlax 

a prase that stupid children in the ages of 7 to 11 say when they have first heard "smooth move exlax"
*guy walks into a pole*
little kid: nice one exlax
nice one exlax by BJL September 17, 2007

Exlaxtasy 

A combination of both Exlax and Ecstacy in one small convient pill form. Time released so you can feel both peak at the same time.
Wow man!! My Exlaxtasy just kicked in!! That hot chick over there. See her? I don't know if I want to fuck her or shit my pants!!! Maybe I'll do both at once?????
Exlaxtasy by Tommy R September 22, 2006

Exlaxorcism 

the need of a laxative to expel what is causing the foulest of smells from the one farting.
O My God! That fart was pure evil! You need an Exlaxorcism!
Exlaxorcism by Mariclaude September 22, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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