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An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.
Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.
Ewalt by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006
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a skinny white mammal known for mooching everything from every-fucking-one. If you have any soda or cinamon toast or anything sugary, hide it quick before he eats it. An ewalt is also known for never carrying money and never ever paying people back. Ewalts are known to consume over 8 sodas in one sitting without any adverse effects. Side note, ewalts have HUGE egos... and are sore losers, known to cry if beaten in risk. Also known to drum uncrontalably upon any availabe surface, especialy when listening to the red hot chili peppers.
"before that ewalt came overme by i had lots of soda."
"Ewalt owes me money from 5th grade baseball bets"
"that ewalt ruined the song with his infernal drumming."
ewalt by gordon bailey June 22, 2006
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An astoundingly good looking blonde male with a huge ego. His huge ego is due to his equally huge penis and his skill in both picking women up and consequently having sex with them.
"Why is Justin Timberlake such an Ewalt?"
"Well I've heard he's got a 9-inch dick."
"Oh that makes sense."
Ewalt by DRajay April 8, 2009
Ewald's language of origin is Germanic and it is predominantly used in German. Two-element name derived from eo and wald which are of the meanings 'law, custom, right' and 'to rule' respectively. The name was borne by the Northumbrian brothers Saint Ewald the Black and Saint Ewald the Fair, who were missionaries in Frisia and north Germany. They were martyred in Old Saxony around 695. Variants of Ewald include Ewould (Dutch) and Ewout (Dutch).
You will never meet a man like Ewald
Ewald by .svr. March 5, 2011

Exalted Cigarettes 

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes
Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!
Exalted Cigarettes by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010

Maddie Ewart 

a female who although is charismatic and beautiful, is a member of the Illuminati
Person #1 "My favorite shape is 100% a triangle!"
Person #2 "Lol you're such a Maddie Ewart!"
Maddie Ewart by I'm trolling you February 13, 2018
The term e-waste is applied to all waste from or caused by electronics, which is often toxic waste. It is a major concern with respect to wireless technology and computers, which are readily discarded due to rapid technological change, low initial cost and planned obsolescence. Various solutions including recycling (or “gcycling”), re-use and the standardization of technologies for less rapid obsolecence are applied. eWaste is the primary concern of environmental organization “gcycle,” which is a partnership between cable TV network G4 and environmental organization “Earth 911”. Website is gcycle.org.
Eliminating the toxic effects of eWaste on our environment is the primary objective of organizations such as gcycle. You can get involved at gcycle.org
ewaste by Mother Nature April 21, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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