Ewalt 

An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.

Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.

Ewalt by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006

ewalt 

a skinny white mammal known for mooching everything from every-fucking-one. If you have any soda or cinamon toast or anything sugary, hide it quick before he eats it. An ewalt is also known for never carrying money and never ever paying people back. Ewalts are known to consume over 8 sodas in one sitting without any adverse effects. Side note, ewalts have HUGE egos... and are sore losers, known to cry if beaten in risk. Also known to drum uncrontalably upon any availabe surface, especialy when listening to the red hot chili peppers.

"before that ewalt came overme by i had lots of soda."
"Ewalt owes me money from 5th grade baseball bets"
"that ewalt ruined the song with his infernal drumming."

ewalt by gordon bailey June 22, 2006

Ewalt 

An astoundingly good looking blonde male with a huge ego. His huge ego is due to his equally huge penis and his skill in both picking women up and consequently having sex with them.

"Why is Justin Timberlake such an Ewalt?"
"Well I've heard he's got a 9-inch dick."
"Oh that makes sense."

Ewalt by DRajay April 8, 2009

Ewald 

Ewald's language of origin is Germanic and it is predominantly used in German. Two-element name derived from eo and wald which are of the meanings 'law, custom, right' and 'to rule' respectively. The name was borne by the Northumbrian brothers Saint Ewald the Black and Saint Ewald the Fair, who were missionaries in Frisia and north Germany. They were martyred in Old Saxony around 695. Variants of Ewald include Ewould (Dutch) and Ewout (Dutch).

You will never meet a man like Ewald

Ewald by .svr. March 5, 2011

Exalted Cigarettes 

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes

Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

Exalted Cigarettes by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010

Maddie Ewart 

a female who although is charismatic and beautiful, is a member of the Illuminati

Person #1 "My favorite shape is 100% a triangle!"
Person #2 "Lol you're such a Maddie Ewart!"

Maddie Ewart by I'm trolling you February 13, 2018

ewaste 

The term e-waste is applied to all waste from or caused by electronics, which is often toxic waste. It is a major concern with respect to wireless technology and computers, which are readily discarded due to rapid technological change, low initial cost and planned obsolescence. Various solutions including recycling (or “gcycling”), re-use and the standardization of technologies for less rapid obsolecence are applied. eWaste is the primary concern of environmental organization “gcycle,” which is a partnership between cable TV network G4 and environmental organization “Earth 911”. Website is gcycle.org.

Eliminating the toxic effects of eWaste on our environment is the primary objective of organizations such as gcycle. You can get involved at gcycle.org

ewaste by Mother Nature April 21, 2007