ewart

A sexual deviant. In bed, a god. Purveyor of insane rockstar sex.

So Ewart came over last night - ROCKED MY WORLD! Six times....SIX...!!! I don't want to get off the couch...ever.

ewart by Micha Charleston AKA Mike Charlie December 9, 2008

ewart

A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"

"hey ewart"
"Dun Diddy Dun"

"that thing got a hemi?"
"HOLY DICK!"

ewart by The Grade 12 Guy that yells CHUNK randomly June 8, 2004

Ewart

My baby, I love him so much. Got yourself one, keep him FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE DON'T LET GO!!! ❤

Oohhhhh, Ewart, that boy is a fine lover

Ewart by Thebean2002 October 25, 2018

Ewart

A spineless, flaccid individual, usually with poor eyesight, who fancies him or herself a raconteur and general arbiter of good taste, despite the opposite being true. They are particularly fond of earth tones.

The man with the sunglasses and white cane was such a Ewart: he droned on and on about the handsome lines and earth-toned colours of every object he couldn’t see.

Ewart by Brandon Storey November 9, 2018

ewart street

A small street in the town of saltney,full of main heads and top g's

"That guy looks hard,must be from Ewart street "

ewart street by Gedpissthebed December 29, 2016

Maddie Ewart 

a female who although is charismatic and beautiful, is a member of the Illuminati

Person #1 "My favorite shape is 100% a triangle!"
Person #2 "Lol you're such a Maddie Ewart!"

Maddie Ewart by I'm trolling you February 13, 2018

belle ewart

a town full of whores and drug addicts

belle ewart sucks!

belle ewart by showmeyourtitsbitch December 12, 2019