evergiven

Stuck sideways in something, blocking it, in reference to the March 2021 incident in the Suez Canal.

I can't open the kitchen drawer because of this evergiven spatula.

by voidstar_au March 27, 2021

Ever Given

A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.

"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?

by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021

Evergreen park

A town with the south side people from Chicago. THEY HAVE LIT PARTYS AWESOME PEOPLE BUT ALSO KIDS THAT VAPE IN SCHOOL AND I HIDE BEER AND STUFF EVERYWERE AND ALOT OF PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE BUT ITS COOL

Guy 1- hey did you go to the party last night

Guy2-No were was it
Guy1-evergreen park

Guy2-sweet I herd they have sick party’s but eat ass
Guy1-ya they have sick party’s but the people there suck...

by 3&8.)28/8khehzbejzb January 21, 2019

Ever Given

Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.

Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.

by icehot1 March 26, 2021

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

The Evergreen State College

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.

Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!

by heyu April 5, 2009

evergreen terrace

the name of the street where the simpsons reside.

The Simpson family lives at 742 Evergreen Terrace.

by Skary Jeff June 5, 2005