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Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.
Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.
by icehot1 March 26, 2021
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.
"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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Stuck sideways in something, blocking it, in reference to the March 2021 incident in the Suez Canal.
I can't open the kitchen drawer because of this evergiven spatula.
by voidstar_au March 27, 2021
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A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.
The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.
by didipi249 March 26, 2021
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