Evergreen

A massive object that blocks a water way
I've just had a right Evergreen. It took three flushes to get rid.
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Evergreen

A neighborhood located in The South eastern part of San Jose, CA. It is a part of East Side San Jose, although the outskirts are in the South Side of the city. It's population is a majority Asian and Hispanic. Because Evergreen is a large community, it is divided into 4 parts: East Evergreen, West Evergreen, North Evergreen, and South Evergreen. It is mostly a safe area to live. However, The western parts of Evergreen are where a majority of crime in San Jose occurs, besides the Story and King area. Crimes are linked back mostly to gangs, as Evergreen has many Norteno and Crip gangs, along several other gangs. Evergreen is commonly referred to as the "Eves" or "The Green".
Person1: Where you from?
Person2: Evergreen

P1: Where you reppin'?
P2: Shout out to the Eves!

P1: Which part of San Jo you from?
P2: The Green
by whasgud11 August 23, 2010
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Evergreen

1. Something that causes a situation to come to a halt.

2. A more appropriate way of saying "cockblock".
"Before I quit my job, I pulled an Evergreen on my boss. Hope he enjoys that overtime."

" Him? Your wingman? Nah fam, he just an Evergreen."
by KevinHK852 March 27, 2021
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Evergreen

A condition stemming from profuse marijuana use. Equivalent to a marijuana "hangover." Also referred to as "the Coniferous Disease"
We smoked a zone last night, and this morning I had a severe case of evergreen.

Tito: "I GOT THAT CONIFEROUS DISEASE!"
by Morgan Witt January 08, 2008
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Evergreen

Evergreen: to display childlike imbecility although one is an adult. Usually associated with social justice warrior behavior.

Named after Evergreen state college.
The students of insert sjw inspired university are acting Evergreen.

If those students keep Evergreening, we'll just shut this place down and go home.

Oh great, ANTIFA just showed up. They're going to Evergreen any moment now.
by Derpy567 November 23, 2019
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evergreen

1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)
I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.
by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2011
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evergreen

man, we smell like evergreens.
by Ricky March 09, 2004
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