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evampirate 

1. to suck the blood of.
2. to engulf.

Also called evampire.
1. The Sherpas evampirate yaks.
2. An inferno has evampirated the factory, resulting in a loss of millions of rupees.
evampirate by uttam maharjan May 19, 2011
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vampirate 

an amazing combination of a pirate and a vampire.
Vampirates can steal your ship AND suck your blood.
vampirate by wutcha July 2, 2005

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.
Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

Empirate 

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"
Empirate by sPud October 13, 2004

vampirate 

1. A vampire that is a pirate by profession. esp. one who strikes poses while being threatened with a scythe.

2. A top notch street ball team
1.I don't often travel to the coast of Transylvania for fear of vampirate attacks.
2. Those Vampirates are lighting it up tonight.

Vampirate 

A Vampirate is a thing which is Pirate AND Vampire

It is also a fictional creature from the series Vampirates.
A man or woman who has died (or crossed as they say it) is brought back to life (or sired) by another vampire becomes one.
They are Vampirates when they join the vampirate ship which is led by the vampirate captain.
"and his eyes never meet the light"
"Our ways are strange here, you'll have to get used to them"
"I'm so hungry, It's feast night tonight"
"Your blood tastes nice by the way"
"She's been rescued by the vampirate ship!"
Vampirate by Ruqayyah December 9, 2008

evaporated 

To be beyond pro at DotA. To say "evaporated is pro at all heros" is an understatement.
Evaporated is godlike with all heros in DotA.
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