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Im evaporating 

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying
Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING
Im evaporating by BurmySap September 21, 2020

Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.
"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."
Efaporation by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

efaporation

e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).
Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation
efaporation by Ninjabeam January 3, 2009

pen evaporation 

The re-uptake of the pen you were just using into the stratosphere (or so it seems); when the pen you had manages do disappear without a trace from the face of the earth, to be found again long, long after you've given up (if ever)
"I was JUST writing notes with that pen, where the HELL did it manage to get to!?!?"

"Looks like you've just experienced pen evaporation, brah."
pen evaporation by FireHaze June 18, 2009

Devils Evaporation 

evaporation of slim 

when a girl or guy farts in anothers mouth, the person holds the fart in their mouth for a few seconds, then blows the fart stench in the farters mouth
Man, I had a great evaporation of slim last night! I can still taste the girls meatloaf she had for dinner!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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