p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.

Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.

by spud July 22, 2003

eejit

An imbecile dolt, or fool. Colloquial Dublin expression.

Graham: I'll think I'll book the continental breakfast for the morning after my stag nite. Its only £11 extra.
Jason: What are you doing that for you eejit.

by Spud October 02, 2003

fogey

Also old fogey, one who is old before their time. Best viewed through their demeanour or their habits.

Graham: I was thinking of staying in on Friday nights to watch the Eamonn Dunphy show on TV3 and then maybe catch up on "Wife Swap"; the first few episodes were really good.
Spud: I don't believe I'm hear in this you old fogey!

by Spud October 02, 2003

police

Government-funded gangster

Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.

by sPUD November 06, 2012

Retiggity

Re-Todd YOUR NEXT!! You lil bitch

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!

by SPUD September 23, 2003

Len Brennan

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.

See Spoofer

by Spud October 03, 2003

Gitmo

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.

"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."

by sPud October 12, 2004