"Then the vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of eachother and simultaniously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with eachother. Bass player loses his strap and takes a knee mid-song so as to finish playing. Singer sees this and proceedes to barrel right into him with his shoulder and then, just in case that wasn't enough, kicks him while he's trying to play. Guitar player sees it and any rational person would go stop this violent mayhem with his band mates. Does he stop it? No, he runs and jumps right into them with the same abandon one would when one cannon balls into a pool. Only this isn't a pool. It's people and they're in your band." - Ryan Stark
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Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
by C. MURDER September 20, 2021
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"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."
"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."
i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me
by psychicvictim August 31, 2013
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one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious
Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious
You, "Did you hear that Erik got in a bar fight last night?"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"
by vanpirate January 6, 2010
Get the vanpirate mug.Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...
dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..
dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..
dude: Eghh!...
Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..
dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..
dude: Eghh!...
Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012
Get the Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens mug.Mythical creatures which were once considered genuinely scary, but are now the laughing stock of the monster world thanks to Stephenie Meyer and her extreme pile of fail 'Twilight', otherwise known as 'Necrophilia for Tweens'.
'Hey, have you seen the film Twilight? Those vampires are soooooo scary!!'
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"
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