A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

evaporated cane juice by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

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Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

Evaporated Cum by eda-skip October 5, 2021

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evaporated jew

when you are so hot you feel as though your sweat is evaporating like a jew in an oven

"Bro its 100 degrees out here!"
"I know bro! I feel like an evaporated Jew!"

evaporated jew by JoJoVapor April 5, 2021

evaporated milk

The breast milk of an old woman.

A: "man, I want to be all over her so bad"
B: "dude your sick I can't believe your into her, she old enough to be you grandma. You into evaporated milk?"

A: "what can I say, they get better with age!"

evaporated milk by Moistmonster December 30, 2013

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