Empirate

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ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

Empirate by sPud October 13, 2004

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United Arab Emirates A-Bomb

When one consumes a gargantuan amount of chicken wings, causing them to release a fecal dump larger than the United Arab Emirates.

Hey, I heard Abby got fired from Ronzio's for dropping multiple United Arab Emirates A-Bombs during her shift.

United Arab Emirates A-Bomb by Constitution/B-Guard June 16, 2010

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Emirates national school

It’s a decent school with good education, the girls section is filled with chmaks, lesbians and snakes, all they do is share your secrets with everyone, spread rumors about people and get into fights about the dumbest things but other than that you’ll find some sweet people there

Oh your from emirates national school? Yeah I can tell from that jacket your wearing

Emirates national school by Blublurid November 8, 2019

Emirates national school

A school full of lesbians PERIODt.

“Hi welcome to Emirates National School where you enter straight and leave being a lesbian with 7 ex’s”

Emirates national school by Straightqueen101 November 8, 2019

emirates national school

Basically a gay school with horny pedophiles and kids vaping in bathrooms just to get suspended

That's Emirates National School.

Emirates national school is gay.

emirates national school by Naruto Wannabe November 5, 2019

emirates national school

ens is a school filled with lesbians and depressed snakes. if ur the class of ‘23 or/and after ur the most hated and most problematic.

person #1: what school do u go to?
person #2: oh i go to emirates national school
person #1: *ight imma head out*

emirates national school by i live in my mom’s basement December 7, 2019

Emiratess123

Its a very epic simp and also singapore's first delta danner

OK EMIRATESS123 THE DELTA DANNER!

Emiratess123 by Expandion May 28, 2020

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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