estracted

getting electroshocked by something.

"I dare you to put this outlet plug in on your tongue!"
"What if I get estracted!"

by I have been estracted February 23, 2010

estracted

Getting distracted by things on the interweb, when you should be doing something else.

modrocker420: james? are you there?
freetheleaf: oh sorry, i got estracted on urban dictionary

by StPaulCannababe January 6, 2008

estranged zone

a place worse than the friend zone. It's the place guys go when they cross the line of friendship and the girl isn't interested. Instead of simply going back into the friend zone, he goes to a place where he's almost avoided at all costs no matter how good of a "friend " he was before. He becomes less than a stranger perhaps not even receiving a greeting in public. It's more awkward being around her since she will always have in the back of her mind these "feelings" the guy now has she "never" knew about that she doesn't want to contribute to. If she truly didn't know, she didn't do anything but be herself. Thus her lack of comfort or excessive concern for not being misleading is completely unfounded and often becomes more annoying than anything. If this happens to you, call the girl's bluff of "let's just be friends" by initially being available but gradually if not suddenly no longer going out your way to do anything for her and NOT initiating contact with her. Let her miss the "good friend" she had after she dates some more jerks who probably spared you their problem. It's not a fun place to be but pays off wnen this same "friend" is still single well into her 30s complaining about how a "good man" is hard to find. Meanwhile, you've moved on to your happily ever after knowing that you was that "good man" she passed on.

Note: Nothing wrong with being a single woman in her 30s. The issue is with "complaining" about the lack of good men since many "good men" fell into the "nice guy" or "jaf" category years earlier.

You still in the friend zone with that chick?

Nah, even worse. I'm in the estranged zone. She only calls me when she's arguing with her boyfriend. Other than that, she avoids me like the plague.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

estranged code baby

Code that someone wrote that they no longer work on, but when they are around it they have strong feelings of ownership, love, or regret.

Him: I was doing a code review for a co-worker today and realized that he was working on the same code I wrote several months ago. I didn't really remember the code, but I felt something very familiar about it.
Me: It's a little estranged code baby!

by zhunt11 March 2, 2017

Stracted

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.

You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.

by TDThom October 17, 2007

dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

by Marc K July 29, 2005

Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

by wabberjocky March 20, 2009