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Girlfriend Fund

noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself
"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"

"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
Girlfriend Fund by Doublestuff March 26, 2013
verb. To make a mental note of someone who piques your romantic curiosity as a possible future romantic interest worth pursuing.
"How was the party last night? Did you meet anyone interesting?"

"There were some pretty girls there, no one I really hit it off with. So, I just tagged a few girls for the next party."
Tag by Doublestuff March 26, 2013

Drop a Chick 

To suddenly abandon the romantic pursuit of a chick especially after losing interest or realizing a romance with her won't go anywhere. It can happen during an initial conversation with a girl or after a few series of attempts to pick her up. It's so sudden, the girl is often surprised or even unaware that you lost interest in her and she may still play hard to get not realizing that the game is already over, leaving her stunned about what just happened. The sudden abandonment can be compared to the quickness of dropping a hot potato.
"Weren't you just talking to that chick a few days ago? What happened?"

"That was a few days ago. She was playing too hard to get. I had to drop a chick!"
Drop a Chick by Doublestuff March 22, 2013

dating activities 

Activities, both general and specific, that guys normally wouldn't engage in with a group of their guy friends and often times even female friends with whom they have no romantic interest in. Outside the context of dating a girl, participation in dating activities often lowers a man's masculine status among his peers. Thus they are to be avoided when not dating. Dating activities are acceptable when a guy is dating because he really has no interest in the actual activity, but his interest is in the girl and he's just participating to spend some time with her.
Sample of Dating Activities:
Chick flicks (aka dating movies when datiing)
The Notebook (movie)
Dancing (when there's no girl involved unless you are a professional dancer or performer), especially so called formals.
Shopping as a hobby or recreational activity
Dining at EXPENSIVE restaurants especially ones where the food isn't that great, but you're really just paying for the atmosphere and environment.
"Walks in the park"

Yo, Man, what are you doing this weekend?

I'm going to go dancing.

With who?

Courtney.

She's a fox! Alright then, have fun with your weekend dating activity.
dating activities by Doublestuff December 28, 2008

windchaser 

A person who chases after something that can't be caught or pursues something that is futile.

Origin. Based on a person who tries to chase the wind in hopes of someday catching it, actually grasping it with his hands.
Yo, you still trying to get with that girl?

Nah, man. I'm not a windchaser. I gave up on her a long time ago after she said no and didn't leave it open.
windchaser by Doublestuff December 16, 2008
Cute but crazy; used to refer to the opposite sex's obvious good looks but overall personality is crazy enough to keep you at a safe distance.
Did you see Angelina Jolie on the cover of People?

Angelina Jolie? That's one cbc chick.
CBC by Doublestuff December 16, 2008
Cute with children; used to refer to someone who's attractive but has children thus scaring away anyone not ready for parenthood.
What's the story with the new girl?

CWC man.

That's alright then. I'll pass.
CWC by Doublestuff December 16, 2008