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ESPN Stat 

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
ESPN Stat by Rbern18 January 25, 2022
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espcn ESPCNN ESPN Espanol Espen España Españita Espanola espanyolo espyn
Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.
OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!
espcian by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Espendog 

A term from Florida in the 80’s and 90’s to describe a cool dude who was up for anything. If something was going down he would be there.
Bro, these guys are looking at us sideways. Bro are you gonna be an espendog or are you going to nut up and leave.
Espendog by LiL Pluto November 8, 2018
hablas español? (Do you speak Spanish?)
español by nlolhere July 13, 2020
An abbreviation for the Kannada phrase "Ee Sala Cup Namde !!" first started by the fans of Royal Challengers Bangalore. Thought to bring serial bad luck as RCB hardly qualified to the play-offs once the slogan became popular.
"Yen maga, eesala RCB gellutha??"

"Pakka lo !! ESCN !! Ee Sala Cup Namde !!"
ESCN by bail_manja March 20, 2019