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errverywhere by lexfor December 10, 2006
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He meets assholes everywhere he goes.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
This sentence is actually used by STRAY KIDS a talented beautiful kpop group.
With this sentence they show their support for all the stray kids all around the world trough their self produced music and experiences.
They want to give those persons hope, energy, and a lot of more beautifull things.
They just want to make a lot of people happy.
ALSO the scream of the STAYs (fandome) after this sentence is really powerful and beautiful, because it shows how much they support and respect their Artists.
STAYs are also part of STRAY KIDS family so they will always be here to support STRAY KIDS 😊
With this sentence they show their support for all the stray kids all around the world trough their self produced music and experiences.
They want to give those persons hope, energy, and a lot of more beautifull things.
They just want to make a lot of people happy.
ALSO the scream of the STAYs (fandome) after this sentence is really powerful and beautiful, because it shows how much they support and respect their Artists.
STAYs are also part of STRAY KIDS family so they will always be here to support STRAY KIDS 😊
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
STAYs:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD together
STAYs and *the people who respect another artist even if they don't stan them:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
*The do that without thinking because that is Respect.
STAYs:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD together
STAYs and *the people who respect another artist even if they don't stan them:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
*The do that without thinking because that is Respect.
STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD by I can Stay so I stay STAY 😊 December 27, 2019
everywhere like such as
a) the correct answer to any rude or dumb question, with no need for elaboration.
b) the answer to any question you don't really understand, nor care to.
d) a geopolitically ambiguous place i.e. the iraq
e) a vague reply to any question that has caught you off guard.
A multipurpose phrase that can be used as a noun, adverb, transition, modifier, independent clause on its own. It has curious mutational qualities that take on every grammatical quality known to the English language.
The word "and," can also be added to the end of the string of words for extra flair; general usage guidelines recommend following this "and," with silence or more meandering gibberish.
This phrase was coined by Miss South Carolina during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
b) the answer to any question you don't really understand, nor care to.
d) a geopolitically ambiguous place i.e. the iraq
e) a vague reply to any question that has caught you off guard.
A multipurpose phrase that can be used as a noun, adverb, transition, modifier, independent clause on its own. It has curious mutational qualities that take on every grammatical quality known to the English language.
The word "and," can also be added to the end of the string of words for extra flair; general usage guidelines recommend following this "and," with silence or more meandering gibberish.
This phrase was coined by Miss South Carolina during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
Guy: Yo, shortay, where you at?
Girl: Everywhere like such as (and.) kthxbye loser.
Q: Are you gay?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Q: I heard you got implants this summer. Is that true?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Q: Where are you going?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Q: Compare the ideologies of Chomsky and Fouceault on the subject of linguistics, and place their respective perspectives within the framework of variationist theory in the 21st century.
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Girl: Everywhere like such as (and.) kthxbye loser.
Q: Are you gay?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Q: I heard you got implants this summer. Is that true?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Q: Where are you going?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
Q: Compare the ideologies of Chomsky and Fouceault on the subject of linguistics, and place their respective perspectives within the framework of variationist theory in the 21st century.
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
everywhere like such as by Osh Gosh September 5, 2007
Everywhere at the end of time
A compilation of albums created by “the caretaker”. It is 6 hours long and is supposed to simulate dementia to listeners. Many people have reported immense negative emotions and forgetfulness after listening to the album. Listen at your own risk.
Everywhere at the end of time by NotSam102838 October 1, 2020
everywhere potato
"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."
everywhere potato by your mother's tofu November 9, 2013
everywhere like such as
f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.
The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.
The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as
For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA
Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?
A: ...everywhere like such as
For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA
Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?
everywhere like such as by Konrad Roeder November 11, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.