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Everywhere

Anywhere except here, or nowhere. Duh though?
"That shit was EVERYWHERE man!!!"
Everywhere by Rain[x] February 28, 2009
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Everywhere

All places
God can see you everywhere
Everywhere by RedDreams February 22, 2020

Everywhere

Calling out your name
Calling out your name

Can you hear me calling
Out your name?
You know that I'm falling and I don't know what to say

I'll speak a little louder
I'll even shout
You know that I'm proud and I can't get the words out

Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Something's happening
Happening to me
My friends say I'm acting peculiarly

C'mon baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon before you break my heart
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)

Can you hear me calling?
Out your name
You know that I'm falling and I don't know what to say

Oh come along baby
We better make a start
You better make it soon before you break my heart

Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I
I want to be with you everywhere
(Wanna be with you everywhere)
Everywhere by Death Menace March 31, 2023

everywhere like such as 

a) the correct answer to any rude or dumb question, with no need for elaboration.
b) the answer to any question you don't really understand, nor care to.
d) a geopolitically ambiguous place i.e. the iraq
e) a vague reply to any question that has caught you off guard.

A multipurpose phrase that can be used as a noun, adverb, transition, modifier, independent clause on its own. It has curious mutational qualities that take on every grammatical quality known to the English language.

The word "and," can also be added to the end of the string of words for extra flair; general usage guidelines recommend following this "and," with silence or more meandering gibberish.

This phrase was coined by Miss South Carolina during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
Guy: Yo, shortay, where you at?
Girl: Everywhere like such as (and.) kthxbye loser.

Q: Are you gay?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)

Q: I heard you got implants this summer. Is that true?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)

Q: Where are you going?
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)

Q: Compare the ideologies of Chomsky and Fouceault on the subject of linguistics, and place their respective perspectives within the framework of variationist theory in the 21st century.
A: Everywhere like such as (and.)
everywhere like such as by Osh Gosh September 5, 2007

Everywhere at the end of time 

A compilation of albums created by “the caretaker”. It is 6 hours long and is supposed to simulate dementia to listeners. Many people have reported immense negative emotions and forgetfulness after listening to the album. Listen at your own risk.
Did you listen to everywhere at the end of time? It’s quite trippy.

everywhere potato 

A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.
"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."

everywhere like such as 

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.
Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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