ereptile 

Corrupt, sinful, evil-spirited, not advanced, primordial.

I've eliminated the ereptile brain.

ereptile by asdfkjasdf March 4, 2008

ereptile dysfunction 

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.

That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring

ereptile dysfunction by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 9, 2008

ereptile dysfunction 

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.

Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!

ereptile dysfunction by Glennzigx November 29, 2016

Ereptile dysfunction 

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus

A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.

Ereptile dysfunction by close2human December 20, 2014

Ereptile dysfunction 

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"

Ereptile dysfunction by BigethBoi September 1, 2020

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

Erectile Tongue Disorder 

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.

Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

Erectile Tongue Disorder by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016