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Ereptile dysfunction
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The
dysfunction
of only being
turned on
by
reptiles
.
"Did you
hear
that
Juan
only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh
yeah
, he has ereptile dysfunction"
Ereptile dysfunction
by
BigethBoi
September 1, 2020
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Eli
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One of the nicest
people
you will ever meet. He is smart, good looking, and usually has a dirty mind. He has one of the largest penises known to man kind, but does not brag. His name is normally
short
for "
Elijah
" although not always.
"You know that
smart
,
good looking
kid Eli?"
"
Yeah
, he has a giant dick"
Eli
by
BigethBoi
November 17, 2019
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