Estimated time of departure
-What's the ETD on the roadrip?
.About 6 0'clock
by Victorin0 December 26, 2011
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When your computer contracts a virus or disease from an electronic source. Electronically transmitted disease.
Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
by Momo Mayes June 22, 2007
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J- "Dude, your shirt looks nasty."

P- "Oh yeah, well your face looks like a piece of shit fried in a vat of pubic hair... ETD!"
by Nocebo January 21, 2009
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Dubious acronym for "Extra Thick Dick". Its use remains fairly limited, normally used in the cases of colloquial discriptions of congenital elephantitic disorders (hyperpeniplasia).
Shit! That ETD quartered her like a chicken!
by P.I. Staker June 6, 2007
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ETDis defined asEmotionally Transmitted Disease (or Diseases) refer to people who suck the light and energy from you and make you complicit in their "sins and infidelities" with their lack of integrity. It also refers to people who have stingy hearts.
Some things are better left unsaid. I don't want to know about your menage a trois, it is just going to give me ETD. Keep that shit to yourself.
by CoffeeSommelier April 25, 2017
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Electronically transmitted diseases. Transmitted from E-sex
Ex. “Shahab might get ETDs from sexting with his egirlfriend Karen
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Time of
Joe: Whats the ETD Mom
Mom: WHat did you call me!
Joe: No the E-TD
Mom: Oh! 6 o'clock
by I'm with kirill's sister November 15, 2010
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