epor

Said to contain the strongest potential in a human rivalling omni potency beings

That man... He is EPOR

by Joleez! April 12, 2024

eporleum

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

by Bil March 23, 2004

eporniphany

an epiphany while watching porn

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'

by anonymous1234567890bffheeryuei October 6, 2011

eporleum

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

by Davo March 26, 2004

eporleate

The act of eporleum.

He eporleated and eporleated til he no longer had the balls to continue.

by Davo March 26, 2004

Epork

Something you scream in excitement (much like a pig) when something goes your way.

"Dude, we won, epork!!!"

by Todd ManMan December 28, 2020

ePornReview

website where wankers can rate their favorite pornstars.

look for me on ePornReview. my name on there is Creamer

by Phil April 14, 2005