eportfolio 

eportfolio is defined as confusion as well as complete and utter chaos. It's sole purpose in it's existence is to kill as many brain cells inside of the human teenager as possible.

yo braden, did you log into yo eportfolio?
Nah that shi left me wit bleedin kindey and a fuckin migrane

eportfolio by youneedthetruth February 7, 2021

eportfolio 

a collection of times you demostrated one of the 5cs, basically a resume of stupid stuff

my eportfolio will help me get into university apparently

eportfolio by thiccjim February 13, 2024

cock portfolio 

A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.

Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.

Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!

cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure 

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure

Syafinaz Binte Zainal dance category audition with portfolio (?) / not sure by Handle100 August 6, 2023

portfolio

A way to justify not paying somebody for services rendered.

Sure, we could pay you, but instead think of how great this will look in your portfolio!

portfolio by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010

portfolio killer 

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.

Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."

portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011

Drug Portfolio 

The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years

I still want to add DMT to my drug portfolio

Drug Portfolio by Brobacca June 9, 2011