Epork 

Something you scream in excitement (much like a pig) when something goes your way.

"Dude, we won, epork!!!"

Epork by Todd ManMan December 28, 2020

eporleum 

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

eporleum by Bil March 23, 2004

eporniphany 

an epiphany while watching porn

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'

eporniphany by anonymous1234567890bffheeryuei October 6, 2011

epok gamor

A gamor that is much epok

Did you see him crank ninties, he's an epok gamor

epok gamor by Much many epok September 23, 2021

emork 

Someone who is emo and a dork at the same time. Usually very smart and may not be entirely emo at all.

Carl's such an emork. He's got the skinny pants and everything, but he's in college level calculus classes!

emork by Lumbajack Joe December 9, 2008

eporleum 

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

eporleum by Davo March 26, 2004

eeork 

An exclamation of joy and/or surprise.

"Eeork! I have stumbled upon the lost jewels!"

eeork by Webster New World Dictionary September 22, 2004