epool 

A mix of epic + cool. I MADE IT OWO

Natalie: I gave away my old toys for charity!
Rachel: That's so epool!

epool by meowmewo uwu February 9, 2021

eporleum 

A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.

The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.

eporleum by Bil March 23, 2004

epology 

an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation

after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook

epology by FeO2E August 16, 2009

Epoon 

The female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

She was renowned for her epoon flashing

Epoon by Angryviv March 20, 2009

Epoophany 

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

Epoophany by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

Epeolitarian 

A person who worships words. Epeolatry as a noun.

Being an epeolitarian means one respects and understands the power of their words.

Epeolitarian by Christine Hazel June 16, 2020

eporleum 

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

eporleum by Davo March 26, 2004