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A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.
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epology
an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation
Epoon
The female equivalent of epeen.
1. epeen
short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
1. epeen
short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
She was renowned for her epoon flashing
Epoophany
The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.
Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
Epoophany by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011
Epeolitarian
Epeolitarian by Christine Hazel June 16, 2020
eporleum
A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.