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Your typical internet pussy.
You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch

or

You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.
Epoon by CheekyPlays May 31, 2018
Related Words
epoon • Epon • Epoophany • epson • epona • epyon • ejoon • Eponine • Eponymize • Epoofany
You are such an epoon hunter!
epoon by mary ann December 7, 2003
1. One who practices the art of pimping out bicycles, ravaging man-cock, and playing trailer park tycoon.

2. An irreversible mistake.
Don't be such an epon
epon by . March 14, 2005
Also known as the OZ-13MS Gundam Epyon. This was a Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy and Zechs Merquise. This was also a highly respected rival to Wing Zero. The most Bad-Ass Gundam in all of the series.
Epyon OZ-13MS
Epyon by Ryan 2851 January 11, 2009
Character in the Victor Hugo novel, Les Miserables. Fell in love with Marius, however he was in love with Cosette. Involved in a complicated love triangle.
Got shot on the barricade during a fight and died in the arms of Marius, singing "Little Fall of Rain"
Also sang songs such as "On My Own" and "A Heart Full Of Love"
She's in love with him, but he likes someone else... like Eponine.
Eponine by _epi_ February 24, 2008

eporniphany 

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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