epology

an electronic apology sent via email or other internet resource rather than in person; likely to avoid face to face confrontation

after her publicly insulted him, she sent him an epology through facebook

by FeO2E August 16, 2009

Evology

The growing use and dependency on technology is leading to changes in human behavior and in the human brain. Evology, a combination of the words "evolution" and "technology," is the study of the effects of technology on human evolution.

Wired Magazine did an article about video games making kids better athletes because it trains their minds to understand the game and their role in it better.

Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.

by geekopedia April 5, 2010

gender ecology

A mental disorder where a rabid religious leader confuses the wood for the trees.

"Save the whales - harpoon a lesbian instead! Now that's TRUE gender ecology", shouted His Holiness Twerp Eggs Benedict MCMXLIV.

by Diogenes II December 28, 2008

ecology

The study of an environment and the parts of it's ecosystem. Scientists study ecology to fix problems in the environment or to just gain a better understanding of it.

The ecologist took a water quality sample to observe how healthy the ecology or how healthy the ecosytem really is.

by Kurtis Martin January 11, 2006

e-pology

An apology letter or note sent over an instant message, e-mail, text message etc.

"I'm such an idiot i can't even apologize to her in person i had to send her an e-pology on myspace."

by Cody buege January 21, 2008

(e)pology

a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.

"E -I think you owe me an apology..."

"Geez Nate, OK -I've got an (e)pology for you..... I'm sorry you're such a jackass..... feel better?"

by (e)verything May 4, 2009

Emology

The study of the Emo culture.
Usually people majoring in this field will find emo hair very attractive and have the urge to pet it.

Alex: Whoa! Look at that guy's emo hair!!
Gracie: It's so pretty! We should pet it!
Karen: *runs up and asks if we can pet his hair*
Heather: *writes down in Emology book*

by graciegarcia March 2, 2008