Epoon

The female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

She was renowned for her epoon flashing

by Angryviv March 20, 2009

Epoon

Your typical internet pussy.

You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch

or

You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.

by CheekyPlays May 31, 2018

epoon

adj. internet "ass"

You are such an epoon hunter!

by mary ann December 7, 2003

epon

1. One who practices the art of pimping out bicycles, ravaging man-cock, and playing trailer park tycoon.

2. An irreversible mistake.

Don't be such an epon

by . March 14, 2005

Epyon

Also known as the OZ-13MS Gundam Epyon. This was a Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy and Zechs Merquise. This was also a highly respected rival to Wing Zero. The most Bad-Ass Gundam in all of the series.

Epyon OZ-13MS

by Ryan 2851 January 11, 2009

Eponine

Character in the Victor Hugo novel, Les Miserables. Fell in love with Marius, however he was in love with Cosette. Involved in a complicated love triangle.
Got shot on the barricade during a fight and died in the arms of Marius, singing "Little Fall of Rain"
Also sang songs such as "On My Own" and "A Heart Full Of Love"

She's in love with him, but he likes someone else... like Eponine.

by _epi_ February 24, 2008

eporniphany

an epiphany while watching porn

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'

by anonymous1234567890bffheeryuei October 6, 2011