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The female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
She was renowned for her epoon flashing

Epoon by Angryviv March 20, 2009
Words you can keep
Your typical internet pussy.
You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch

or

You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.
Epoon by CheekyPlays May 31, 2018
Related Words
epoon Epon Epoophany epson epona epyon ejoon Eponine Eponymize Epoofany
You are such an epoon hunter!
epoon by mary ann December 7, 2003
1. One who practices the art of pimping out bicycles, ravaging man-cock, and playing trailer park tycoon.

2. An irreversible mistake.
Don't be such an epon
epon by . March 14, 2005
Also known as the OZ-13MS Gundam Epyon. This was a Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy and Zechs Merquise. This was also a highly respected rival to Wing Zero. The most Bad-Ass Gundam in all of the series.
Epyon OZ-13MS
Epyon by Ryan 2851 January 11, 2009
Character in the Victor Hugo novel, Les Miserables. Fell in love with Marius, however he was in love with Cosette. Involved in a complicated love triangle.
Got shot on the barricade during a fight and died in the arms of Marius, singing "Little Fall of Rain"
Also sang songs such as "On My Own" and "A Heart Full Of Love"
She's in love with him, but he likes someone else... like Eponine.
Eponine by _epi_ February 24, 2008

eporniphany 

dude 1: 'hey dude 2 i had the biggest eporniphany last night'
dude 2: 'oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?'
dude 1: 'my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached'
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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