The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.
Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011
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Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*
by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013
Get the Epoophany mug.Having an epiphany while taking a dump
by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009
Get the Epoophany mug.A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).
"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."
by Abrax March 28, 2008
Get the Epoophany mug.I've been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. Then, while on the toilet, I had an epoophany.. The answer is, MORE COWBELL!
by Oscar94Shane July 31, 2012
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Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!
by Mimmy Blanc January 20, 2012
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Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
by GinerShiner April 22, 2014
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