epolar

erratically updating your myspace/facebook status to drum up attention or to drum up pitty from your internet friends.

Hey have you seen john's myspace status? This guy's creepy, he's been trying to get with my gf for months now frantically changing his myspace status to quotes from her favorite songs and along with telling her to add gay truth box apps so he can creep on her. He's totally be epolar.

That's weird, this one dude sherman's doing the same thing just because my girl makes a joke comment about loving jews. He even went nuts and set his status to road trip to texas, I think when she turned him down and said she just wanted to be friends he deleted all the status's that made him look creepy and socially awkward and just kept updating with statuses that reflect how his life is ruined. They need to stop being so epolar and just realize they're getting played by a girl that can't be friends with anyone without her friends wanting to rape her.

epolar by merk33 January 22, 2010

Ebolarama 

A very, very amazing song from the band Everytime I Die. It may make fans wet themselves out of love for the band everytime they hear it

"Its the rush that the cockroaches get at the end of the world".

Ebolarama by Sao December 23, 2004

emolarious 

1. n. The state of being in a emotionally depressed state, similar to the mood induced by listening to emo music. However, the mood is intentionally brought out to such an extreme that it parodies itself, and turns into its own comic releif.

2. adj. A way to describe emo scenesters when their behavior is all too typical.

Where's my cardigan? I'm feeling emolarious today.

Hey, did you see those kids at the show? They were so sad it was emolarious!

emolarious by EarthMkII July 1, 2005

epolatnac 

an inside out cantalope

Person 1: Hey do you want to try an epolatnac ?
Person 2: Um what the hell is that? Is that like a yeti that lives in the mountains?
Person 1: No! its an inside out cantalope! Can't u tell?!
*Slaps Person 2 with a fish*

epolatnac by Blake + Kelly August 7, 2007

Ebolar 

An Ebolar is a secondary to the word Solar but the opposite. Its when you feel terrible significantly Down, horrible situation, feeling sad, under the moon? complete opposite of solar but used with it.

Friend: how you doin?
Me: Dude I am really Solar Ebolar, my family got in a car accident and all passed away.

Ebolar by JimmyTurtleMan August 10, 2022

Epowar 

A personal safety app that detects attacks automatically, shares your journeys, alerts emergency contacts and stores evidence to support prosecution

“Make sure you start an Epowar Journey when you leave!”

Epowar by Epowar March 11, 2025