edward cullen's (the dazzling, "seventeen" year old vampire from the twilight saga) alter-ego whenever he over-thinks about anything to do with his lamb, bella.
bella wants an ice cream cone? edward is there.
bella wants to see jacob black? emoward comes out.

alice cullen: have you seen edward today?

emmett cullen: yea. what's wrong with him?

alice cullen: bella brought up wanting to become a vampire again. he's become emoward.

emoward by bree noelle March 22, 2009

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eowarion

A rare species that likes to spread around bondage wear, and often carries a flaming whip.

Oh no! Whatever am I going to wear for S&M night? I know! I'll call eowarion!

eowarion by Nightingale February 2, 2004

evowars

a stupid game where ever one tries to kill you even if you just spawned

Evowars a stupid game

evowars by asdrgbhjkl; May 29, 2018

epolar

erratically updating your myspace/facebook status to drum up attention or to drum up pitty from your internet friends.

Hey have you seen john's myspace status? This guy's creepy, he's been trying to get with my gf for months now frantically changing his myspace status to quotes from her favorite songs and along with telling her to add gay truth box apps so he can creep on her. He's totally be epolar.

That's weird, this one dude sherman's doing the same thing just because my girl makes a joke comment about loving jews. He even went nuts and set his status to road trip to texas, I think when she turned him down and said she just wanted to be friends he deleted all the status's that made him look creepy and socially awkward and just kept updating with statuses that reflect how his life is ruined. They need to stop being so epolar and just realize they're getting played by a girl that can't be friends with anyone without her friends wanting to rape her.

epolar by merk33 January 22, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026