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That one tall kid that goes to your school that no one ever messes with because they will get immediately dropped by him.
Don't mess with Enson, he will stomp you.
Enson by Yuuuuuuum December 2, 2019
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a polite and civilized way to inform another person to "fuck off". often used in conjunction with the word "yourself."
Dude 1: Man, your mom is SO fine!

Dude 2: Dude, enscone yourself!

"Enscone yourself up the butthole!"
enscone by 426girls May 7, 2012
An extremely sexually admired group, often gay men that seek a variety of sexual relations.

Enston can also be another word for a form of cheese.
"i am a member of the Enstons"
"i am officially looking like an Enston, i need to change"

Phillip: "im an Enston"
Gary: "Everybody run"
Enston by jerry333222111 April 2, 2011
Goat one of the best basketball players yall will ever see
easson by Gohan123 June 18, 2018

Enson Benson Jaeger 

Enson Benson Jaeger is a non intellectual kid that likes to bully people for massive ass foreheads, Enson loves to play Apex legends and a hitler supporter. Enson loves to help his community by sleeping with everyones mums, if u find a wild enson your penis will grow by at least 12 inches making you milf material. To conclude Enson Benson Jaeger is the most un inspirational person ever. Besides jeremy cui
Enson Benson Jaeger loves milfs
Enson Benson Jaeger by NJAGAJIN July 27, 2022
I say Charles, that fellow over there is behaving like a right Esson.
esson by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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