esson

a kiddy fiddling man molester

I say Charles, that fellow over there is behaving like a right Esson.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Estonian phenomenon

Estonia is a small country in northern Europe that feels and would like to be nordic, but actually belongs to the baltic countries south of the baltic sea. Due to its size and since just about 1.4 million people live there (for reference: New York has 8.4 million inhabitants) , somthing that has been dubbed the "estonian phenomenon" can be witnessed here. The term describes that everyone practically knows everyone or at least someone who knows them. This makes gossip equally more interesting and more dangerous, since the person you are gossiping about will almost certainly hear about it. Sometimes Estonia feels like a big family gathering of a country where even someone who seems to be a random stranger has most likely some kind of relation to you.

"Oh hey, I know the girl who just delivered our food... that was an awkward interaction"
"How do you know her?"

"Its just a case of estonian phenomenon, my classmate used to work at her families store and she used to play soccer with my second cousin. Did you know that she broke up with her Boyfriend?"

by Lilleke5 July 24, 2021

Estonian Haircut

An adult circumcision.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"

by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.

by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022

Essynce

The most kindness and beautiful girl u will even me she is a person you can talk to and will always be there for u and has a lit sprit but will treat people how the treat her . And she is fine asf and all the boys want her

Man, Essynce is the finest girl ever and she deserves a gentleman

by Unknown names May 18, 2018

Essin

Shortened version of only messing. Mainly used after an insult.

E.g. Josh you’ve got a fat head, essin

by ML birko October 12, 2019

david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019